January 2012
............................OMFG.
Mom: Zayn affects me. If I was about 20 years younger, i'd tap that.
Me: PLEASE SHUT UP AND GO TO BED.
Mom: ... im sorry
If you follow me you have to talk to me.
A letter to the signs:
Aries: Stop talking so much, no one cares.
Taurus: Stop being so cautious about everything, it's a turn off.
Gemini: Stop acting like you know about everything, you don't.
Cancer: Stop letting people walk all over you, you're more than that.
Leo: Stop craving the attention you know you can't have, it's annoying.
Virgo: Stop being such a homebody, go out and have fun.
Libra: Stop being so indecisive, it's gone on far too long.
Scorpio: Stop being so mean to people that love you the most.
Sagittarius: Stop searching for lover and lover, let them come to you.
Capricorn: Stop working so hard for just one day and learn to forgive.
Aquarius: Stop being so cold towards people's feelings, please.
Pisces: Stop worrying yourself and crying over tiny little things, don't let them see you like that.
I want an Irish friend.
Me:
Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say
Them:
Me:
Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.
I want an Irish friend.
Me:
Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say Potato. Say
Them:
Me:
Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again. Again.
while looking through facebook
me: what the fuck
me: who the fuck are you
me: what the fuck you moved across the country
me: ...the fuck
me: how the fuck do you know each other
me: why the fuck are you bf/gf
me: i don't fucking understand this
me: i fucking hate you all
me: wanna not fucking take this from tumblr?
me: lol wannabe
me: wtf are you doing in that pic
me: no one cares
The awkward moment when on the other side of the...
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