February 2012
Mom, can I-
Mom:
You:
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Naps.
expectations: I'm just going to take a quick power nap and I'll wake up refreshed and energized
reality: passed out cold for five hours solid, wake up not knowing what day it is or what the last meal you ate was
The awkward moment when somebody tells you they...
(via infinite-swag-blog)
One Direction are the first artists to beat Adele...
whyamisorandom:
Kid: why do we have to learn this
Math teacher: because fuck you
operator: 911, please hold.
me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold.
murderer: ok
